RBS Second-Hand Smoke Policy

In response to ongoing current concerns about second-hand tobacco smoke at public events, the Robert Benchley Society has adopted the following SECOND-HAND SMOKE POLICY to be observed at all meetings of the RBS:

"The Robert Benchley Society does not tolerate second-hand smoke at Society events. If you want to inhale tobacco smoke, bring your own smokes and enjoy Lady Nicotine first-hand. If you really want to get on our good side, bring a few extra to share."

We trust this POLICY will alleviate any concerns about SECOND-HAND SMOKE at RBS events.

One of these days I have got to go and see a doctor about my cigarette smoking. I am slowly but surely losing the knack. --Robert Benchley, from "Experience Meeting" (My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew, 1936)